The 14th of March is a satirical holiday created in the US as a male response to Valentine’s Day. It is known as either Steak and Blowjob Day, Steak and BJ Day or Steak and Knobber’s Day. My favourite is the latter which amused me no end.
The whole premise of the day is that your loved one will prepare you the steak of your choice and then perform fellatio. It is thought that this idea was first derived in 2002 by a Boston radio host Tom Birdsey and has grown in popularity since and even earned a place in the Urban Dictionary in February 2004.
Interestingly it is also Pi Day, a celebration of mathematics and its cornerstone irrational number. π
So some like pie and some like steak but whichever way it goes we all know that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach!!
So what kind of meat to choose? So many different cuts are on offer ..... and that’s before the BJ’s begin. Now in my case, it would definitely have to be a sizeable T-Bone but it could be Rib Eye, Strip, Filet Mignon, Sirloin, Rump, Flank and Skirt and these descriptions all seem to have saucy connotations attached to them if you think about it enough too!!
Sauce or no sauce is another question (regardless whether there will be sauce later in the evening produced!!). Again such a variety to choose from; peppercorn, red wine, bearnaise, Diane, blue cheese and mustard to name a few. What is your favourite?
Why not show your appreciation to the man in your life with one of our amusing Steak and Blowjob Day cards - explaining that cards to the parents will be fun if nothing else! Here is a couple to wet your whistle as it were.....
So Gents whether you like your steak rare, medium or well done I wish you all a well-done blow job if nothing else! Enjoy your special Steak & Knobber’s Day.